As I prostrate myself at the feet of the Mistress, I must confess, I don’t really have any screw ups this week. But I do want to take a moment to share some moments that aren’t so much screw ups, but still moments that make you stand still and go HUH?

When I blonded the boys hair on Thursday night, Celtic Lad’s came out with two large sections seemingly untouched !!! It still looks cool though.
A minor boo, I had dyed my hair also, and waited a day to apply the 2nd colour, so was a half blonde for a day. I coloured it a copper colour, more in tune with my natural highlights. Jumped in the shower to rinse out with creme conditioner. Doh, forgot the scissors to cut the satchet. Not to worry, thinks I, I will just rip it. Um, it is part plastic. The foil tears easily, but not the plastic. So I decide to squeeze the satchet, sending the contents to one end and thus bursting the plastic and getting creme conditioner into my hand…… Well, it all of a sudden spurted everywhere, and missed my hand.
Anyway, some haha moments this week are all about Celtic Lad.
Have I mentioned CL decided he was psychic? There have been moments where tbh, where things are predictable, however CL has sagely said “I knew that was going to happen.” After a while, he decided he must be psychic.
Thursday, after Playgroup. We had ALOT of stuff to put in the small Ford Fiesta. Too much in fact. But me being me, made sure it all fit in. It meant WGO sat in the front seat, and the Celtic Boys had to squeeze into a seat and a half. We had to get out and in of the car for errands and CL was getting squashed to say the least. As we got in the over packed car for the last time, he made the comment “You know, I may be psychic, but I sure didn’t see this coming.” ROFL !!!!!
Then, both boys asked to try a Frozen Coke from MacDonalds. We don’t do coke and haven’t for a number of years. But I said, “Just this once.” I made sure that they understood this was a one time only offer. (So often we do things once and all of a sudden it is meant to be routine) Driving away from Maccas, boys both supping on their Frozen Cokes and CL wisely says ” Mmmm, this takes like coke, only frozen.” Yes son, I think the name was a bit of a give away…… ROFL.
And an update on that gosh darn it freakin’ cat that we are looking after. The black cat whose name is Liquorice that Jock renamed Lucifer.
JOCK HAS CAUGHT THE CAT !!!!!!!!
He stayed over there last night and it was raining cat and dogs (I know it was, I stood in a poodle) and he was woken at some ungodly hour to a cat meowing loudly wanting to be let in.
Of course, Murphy being who he is, the cat waited until we had rung America, calling our friend to let her know we hadn’t SEEN the cat in 3 days and asking if there were any ‘party tricks’ to getting her in. I had wondered the neighbourhood giving all in sundry my name and number. I now know where all the cats live in my friend’s neighbourhood. Jock texted me yesterday morning to say he had caught the cat, and 5 minutes later, the cat owner rang me asking me how things were going. THANK GOD I was able to say that we now had the cat back and discussed its care.
So that’s me for another week of madness and mayhem. Be sure to check out my leopard print sheeted Mistress to see what other screw up have been happening in the blogesphere.