This is my first blog.

Woo Hoo !!

So:

Toilets, I like clean toilets. I wouldn’t say I am obsessed though some would …..

This morning I decided to clean my toilet. I clean it everyday, A family of 6, and we *Ahem* do not flush every time. We are on tank water so the rule is : If it’s brown, flush it down, if it’s yellow, let it mellow. Out of the 6, we have one male, 2 boys and a toddler toilet training …. yes it has to be cleaned everyday. Mummy clean. Pristine clean.

I clean it after everyone has done their morning wee. Then it can stay pristine for a while.

Pristine toilet. I like the sound of that. I like the sound of the word pristine, I like pristine toilets. I have those Janola flushable wipes that I use during the day, just to keep it smelling nice, and the Air wick timed air freshener. Sometimes it is too windy to have the window open (We live at the top on a hill) and yesterday, I left it open and hay and dust blew in.

Back to cleaning …. ah, I have a silver/chrome toilet roll holder that I love to admire once it’s polished. I MUST have it full even though it takes 3 rolls to fill it and I hate odd numbers, unless it is a multiple of 5. It has to be full in case 100 people turn up unannounced and need to all use my loo and I am too busy making them cups of tea to be able to keep an eye on the toilet paper status. Then I chemico the loo, little hippo step for toddler, (Wee Green One or WGO) and WGO’s toilet seat insert. Then inside the loo, scrub a dub dub. AAHHHH and then a final wipeover and voila !! Pristine, smelling nice but PRISTINE !!!

There’s a knock at the door… Master 9 (Celtic Lad) needs to go to the toilet. …

**Sigh**