Kaching with da bling !!!

My latest 007 Martini Ab Fab sweetie sweetie darling darling bling was gifted to me by Anja

And I in turn would like to ka ching Kelly and Kelly with ma bling. You two are fabulous.  Yes, yes you are. Don’t blush, you know you are !!!

And to finish ~ a joke ~ a la Anja, our resident slicer and dicer.

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

 

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The Irishman nodded…”I’ll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t’aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day.”

“From hunger, you mean?”

“No, from friggin skippin’ !”