OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN !!!!!!!!!!!!

Our fair Mistress Bettina thought up Screw Up Tuesday.

Well, I know you might not believe me, but I did not screw up this week.

So I thought I would share a story of old.

I had just given birth to WGO. I had had a c-section and my tubes tied.

This can cause flatulence.

BOY !!!!! Did I have flatulence. I would make living on this windy Wellington hill, seem calm. Bending down, sitting down, I just seemed to let them rip. Loud and proud, Silent but violent, it didn’t matter.

IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING !!!!!

Anyway, I would go for a walk each morning with the kids around the block where we were living at the time (while Tir Na NOg was being built) The boys would jump on their bikes, and I would have the WGO in her pram. We would go for a 40 minute walk just about every day. It was great.  I did find often as I turned the corner of the 2nd to last street before home, there would be alot of ‘wind build up’ that needed to be released. Being on the street, I would look around and then let it go.

This one morning, I made a game out of it. With each step I took, I would drop one. I am botty burping away and having a smiley out time of it, when from behind me, a woman stepped out and overtook me.

I am surprised she didn’t pass out. I was mortified.

Be sure to drop in on Scrappy do as she has a widdle screw up.