Man, there are some weeks where I struggle to think of anything I could possibly have screwed up on. Then there are others, when I should keep a running tally !!!! This week is the latter, lol.

Mistress Bettina thought of Screw Up Tuesday, as a way to laugh at other people laugh with each other at those little oopsies that otherwise we could end up stewing over.

Come on, baring all (figaritively) is good for the soul.

So, firstly, before I admit to anything, I just want to say that I have perfected the art of the yorkshire pudding. J’ai fait le pud du yorkshire parfait.  Yeah, it only took 5 Kgs of flour, but hey who’s counting, lol.

So now, I canny remember everything this week, but I will talk about Sunday.

I was not too focused on Sunday as there was something on my mind.

I have been sewing for the Gang Show and went to help them on Sunday, as I have missed a few Wednesdays.

So I bowl on up to the Sewing Department.

The first thing I am asked to do is to sew velcro on a set of costumes. They are all hanging on a long rail. I touch the rail and the whole thing collapses !!!!!! OOPS !!!!!

Then we are to iron the number of the cast member onto the costume, I turn around and knock the ironing board with the iron over. OOPS !!!!.

THEN, I accidentally touch a rail that is very shaky anyway. I balance it, but a few minutes later, it falls over !!!

The team go ‘Where was Widdle Shamrock when this happened?’ Luckily I was at the sewing machine, but I think it was me that set it off balance.

Then I was hanging costumes and needed to know what order I was to put them in, in order of scene, but did I or could I express that?? NO !!! My brain went into some time warp, speech delay, I was kinda slurring and jumbling my words, it was a widdle embarrassing.

I think I was more of a hindrance than a help this time around.

Pop on over to our Mistress B and see some more Screw ups !!!