And on the 8th day, after resting on the 7th, God did spake and said – ith

“Let there be rock”

And behold, there was rock.

And God saw AND HEARD that it was good.

Then God did speak and created the guitar.

And it was good.

Then God created the likes of Axyl Rose, Chad Kroeger, Meatloaf, Gene Simmons and Mark Tremonti. Just to name a few.

And it was rockin’ good.

Then God did cast his eye upon the land of Aotearoa, and upon seeing a Widdle Shamrock, busting a move on a tinny guitar, ordained that she be given a guitar of purple proportions, the LAST guitar of its kind in New Zealand. An acoustic guitar with pick up. Called ‘The Lotus’ made from Mahogany/Rosewood.

AND. IT. WAS. GOOD.

And to bless the Widdle Shamrock even more, God ordained that she would have a whole heap of ’stuff’ thrown in for free. Like a hard guitar case, a cable for the amp that God has yet to ordain that Widdle will get (and I am sure the Sacred scriptures will read that she does, real soon) and a new set of strings and a special cleaner for guitar wood.

Thus sayeth the Lord.

If that’s too harsh, maybe Petra will rock your world:

And the people said AMEN !!!!